May 2012
149 posts
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: RE Top or Bottom: From personal experience, as the guy who doesn't ever specify preference of position ('cause, honestly, I'm as committed to that as I am to whomever I'm fucking--not at all), I've found that "letting things play out" has always led me to being a de facto top. Every guy that I've actually *had* the conversation with (usually while making out...
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: "You can’t have a healthy long-lasting romantic relationship with someone if you’re not sexually compatible" — The point is that most people are somewhat versatile, so you can adjust to each other. Asking "top or bottom" in the first place is fucking uncouth and hardly leads to a healthy long-lasting romantic relationship.
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: "Some people aren’t sexually compatible, and it’s probably best to know that beforehand" — yes, if you are looking for a hookup; no, if you are looking for a romantic relationship (this also happens to some people, you know). It's okay to discuss the bottom/top issue in the first place with someone you meet for a night. It's rather improper and annoying with...
May 26th
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May 26th
Anonymous asked: I often think I love you and wonder if in real life I would hate you. But I think I want you to fuck me. I am also drunk enough to say this all anonymously
May 26th
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May 26th
Jesus Christ
There are some fucking prudes on tumblr.
May 26th
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Finding Myself Odd..: Why do people hate answering... →
pontificatorymasturbation: bunnygloves: It’s not a fucking binding contract where you are forced to only be one or the other for the rest of your life. And it’s not cute when you try to be coy by answering “Sagittarius” or “Why heavens on earth, whatever do you mean?” When someone asks if you’re a top or a bottom,… how strange that you seem to assume, based on the wording of your post,...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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trenpound asked: Quite lovely that picture you just posted. Where did you get those shorts, may I ask?
May 26th
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May 26th
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bearhuggr asked: Why you gotta be a puss, don't be like those people that can't answer whether they're a top or bottom ;)
May 26th
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bearhuggr asked: Around how many guys have fucked you in your lifetime? How many guys have you topped??
May 26th
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May 26th
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Why do people hate answering "top or bottom?"
It’s not a fucking binding contract where you are forced to only be one or the other for the rest of your life. And it’s not cute when you try to be coy by answering “Sagittarius” or “Why heavens on earth, whatever do you mean?” When someone asks if you’re a top or a bottom, they’re asking you this: Can I put my dick in you? Or would you rather put...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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partlyaskew asked: 5,10, 20, 84
May 26th
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kylelabow asked: 11, 36, 47
May 26th
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May 25th
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I really cannot think of anything grosser than...
You people should be shot in the face.
May 25th
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From now on, I’m identifying as a lobster roll. 
May 25th
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I have an idea!
Let’s fight over who is the most oppressed. I was once told I didn’t have high enough arches to be a ballet dancer, so I’m pretty sure I win.
May 25th
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starch in your backbone: An Open Letter to Gay... →
queerer: While we both fall under the queer umbrella, our experiences differ greatly. Perhaps this challenges the idea of a queer umbrella to begin with—do we really have that much in common? But that’s beside the point. There are troublesome trends in the gay cis community that should be noted. Here’s… I can’t help but respond to this, for a variety of reasons. 1. Let’s...
May 24th
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May 24th
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Maybe I should just keep drinking?
My weekend starts tonight anyway. At first I was angry that I wasn’t going to IML but then I realized it’s fleet week here. So, enjoy your meth party, Chicago. I’m just gonna stay here and get gangbanged by a bunch of sex-starved hetero sailors.
May 24th
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I'm still drunk from last night.
Hopefully no one at work has noticed? Also, I’m pretty sure my thumb is broken. And the holiday weekend hasn’t even started.
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: get a diamond tattoo next to your eye and you could double for Kevin Kauer. Ooooh burn... Ya burnt
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: You're Short! bam! Also, you are a sucky bottom.
May 23rd
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I've decided I'm now accepting applications to be...
Requirements: -Good mint julep maker -Comfortable in the color red -Has a sling in his dungeon -Must be able to keep me in the lifestyle I have become accustomed to, with private jets, hot tubs, hundreds of dollars in ones for strippers, and more cocaine than you see in Scarface. -must have or be willing to adopt some pooches, with the possibility of a parrot, some pigs, a monkey, an ocelot,...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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It seems really unfair to me that all guy hookers...
What if a top wants to hire a whore? What then? What if a bottom wants to make a pretty penny selling his wares? Unfair.
May 23rd
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lexandrelopes asked: would you prefer being uncut? Why/why not?
May 23rd
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I was 13 years old tonight.
Garbage did #1 Crush, and Shirley Manson introduced it by singing the beginning to Erotica. Couldn’t have asked for more.
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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ursius asked: Tell me a happy childhood memory. Tell me a secret.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Travel plans
July: Puerto Rico/Ptown August: New Orleans/Berlin/London? September: SF/LA/Palm Springs/Joshua Tree October: Ptown/Miami? November: Japan? December: Australia? I watched the DVD of The Secret, so I’m willing all of these to happen. Currently envisioning checks in my mail to fund my wanderlust.
May 21st
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May 21st
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doimoveyou asked: People often mention "deal breakers" in perspective relationships. Do you have any? Oh, and tag you're it. My turn for questions.
May 21st
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May 21st
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Anonymous asked: Which Jem character are you?
May 21st
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partlyaskew asked: 9, 27, 48, 49, 172, 186, 209. that should keep you busy
May 21st
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lexandrelopes asked: 49,53,137
May 21st
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capntererible asked: 70, 82, 209
May 21st
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