February 2012
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Poodle and I made a pact that if Rooney Mara wins an Oscar, we’re both going to kill ourselves.
Dying.
Please send help in the form of fatty salted fried things and rim jobs.
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marzipup asked: How does one get a nemesis?
hotankles asked: why can't you got to canada until 2016?
okinside asked: Hi there BG, How many nemeses or nemesi do you have exactly - that you know of?
doimoveyou asked: Do you live in Toronto? I only ask because you mentioned Buddies.
Two of my followers were at Buddies this week? You should have said hello! If I’m at Buddies, I’m probably drunk so I’m very nice. Unless one of my nemeses are there.
iamernesto asked: junkie_whore96774? That's nuts, but not in the perfect way. In the neurotic social security kind of way. Boring. What about 'imajunkiehwhorewithmore'?
lambtime asked: if you were on drag race, who would you portray in snatch game?
Anonymous asked: Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Do you kiss while having sex?
logcabin asked: Would you have sex with a woman if she wore a strap-on?
unicornboy asked: do you think its like surgically possible to give someone square tits? or like cone tits? SILICONES
babbybark asked: STEPHIN MERRIT ASKED YOU TO DANCE AND YOU SAID NO? i hate you so much right now i cant even believe it
It's hard,
being a crazy person.
Anonymous asked: Uh. I still use AIM. Fuck ICQ. I don't know why it's a big surprise.
Anonymous asked: I think I have an internet crush on you.
issatron asked: If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? and why?
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Ow ow ow ow ow
What do you do for sore nipples?
Anonymous asked: What is a fantasy that you have fulfilled? (One sexual and one nonsexual)
Anonymous asked: any favorite jockstraps?
Anonymous asked: ever had genital or anal warts?
marzipup asked: Can you recommend a place preferably in Manhattan where one can get a good, cheap haircut? The places are all staffed by The Situation.
Anonymous asked: When you top where is your favorite place to blow your load?
nonstopultimate asked: boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?
Covers that are better than the original
1. Stillness is the Move (Dirty Projectors) - Solange
2. Tainted Love (Gloria Jones) - Coil
3. Satellite of Love (Lou Reed) - The Eurythmics
4. (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones) - Devo
5. Creep (TLC) - Afghan Whigs
6. I Want You (Elvis Costello) - Fiona Apple
7. Lonesome Town (Ricky Nelson) - The Cramps
8. Sweet Jane (Velvet Underground) - Cowboy Junkies
9. Happiness is...
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shatneroftheplains asked: Ever gone soft inside of someone?
Anonymous asked: What's the worst thing a guy can say while making love/having his way with you?
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